On the morning of Saturday, May 26th, 2012, 31 year old Rudy Eugene left his and his girlfriend’s house in Miami, Florida. Later that day, there were reports of a 65 year old homeless man named Ronald Poppo being attacked by a nude assailant. This naked man was Rudy Eugene. Eugene was...

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Highland Cow Apron Available for just under $20, you could have your very own highland cow apron!! This classic also comes in yellow and khaki. Buy here. “No. I will not fix your computer.” Shirt for dogs For Big Bang Theory fans and anyone else who likes to sit around feeling...

Goldfish These are pretty good crackers. Refreshingly cheesy and really adorable, Goldfish make a great snack, coming in 20 different varieties so that you never get bored. Plus, they sell them in that size where they’re supposed to take several days to eat, but it’s all one bag,...

Late this April, evidence began to surface incriminating Hollywood superstar Shia La Boeuf. The crime? Cannibalism. Regarded as taboo by most modern humans, it appears the spotlight has gotten to Shia. He’s come a long way from his days on Even Steven. The primary evidence is a song...

Long nails? More like unkempt troll fingers. First identified in 55.8 million year-old specimens of Teilhardina brandt (really old lemurs), paleontologists believe our nails evolved to improve our dexterity. They’re the reason we can peel an orange. When you allow yours to grow a full...

At 6134 Dixon Ave, a final monument to one of our state’s grandest traditions still stands, elegant and timeless as the pyramids. What would 20th century California have been without juice stands shaped like giant oranges? When highways were slower and air conditioners were an expensive...

Shock jockey and pundit Rush Limbaugh recently referred to Georgetown law student Sandra Fluke as a slut after she spoke to Congress about contraception, specifically a legal mandate for all employers to cover it in their healthcare plans. Rush Limbaugh has apologized for the language he...

Fossil evidence indicates that humans have been killing birds for use as accessories since the age of neanderthals. In the intervening years, feathers have been a staple in jewelry especially. More recently, the feather has gone from “staple” to “statement”. Hipster...

Jesus Camp follows a children’s minister and her devoted constituents through an Evangelical Christian retreat for kids. The film’s most emotional moments are the shifts between several hundred elementary school age kids dancing and singing in the name of the Lord, and those same...

On February 17th, 2012, the much-anticipated sequel to Nicolas Cage’s blockbuster Ghost Rider hit the theaters. When I went to see it, I wasn’t exactly expecting greatness. As a frequent viewer of Lifetime original films and the kind of person who buys 1991 VHSs titled...

You might call your cat your best friend, but would you let your best friend sit on your lap wearing nothing but a rhinestone collar? Introducing them to the finer aspects of human culture is a great way to show them that you care. The first step is to figure out exactly what kind of couture...